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 As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting
on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered
to fulfill three wishes for her.
"Well," said the
woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."
Poof: The Fairy Godmother
turned her rocking chair into solid gold.
"And, I wouldn't mind
being a young and beautiful princess."
Poof: The Fairy Godmother
turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess, with a
priceless crown of jewels.
"Your third wish?",
asked the Fairy Godmother.
The elderly woman's dog raised
his head and uttered a single, weak, hoarse woof. "Could
you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?"
Poof: There, in front of the
old woman, who has now turned into a beautiful princess, stood
the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. More handsome
than anyone could possibly imagine. She stared at him in awe,completely
smitten. As he came toward her, her knees weakened. He bent down,
brushing his lips across her ear as he whispered,
"Now, I'll bet you're
sorry you had me neutered ten years ago."
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